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Anonymous asked:
I've never seen you re-blog sexual gifs. Is the reason why you re-post the gif of the two people having sex with the pug there because you and Lauren have sex with a dog in the room? I know Lauren likes pugs.

Yep. The gif is of us.

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We’ve got each other and that’s a lot for love. We’ll give it a shot. Oh, we’re half way there. Whoah, livin’ on a prayer.

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Anonymous asked:
i really happy for you and Lauren. it's the little lovers like you two that give people like me hope, that one day they'll find someone who means as much to them as you two mean to each other. i don't mean to sound weird or anything and im sorry i have to do this annoymously but, you'd probably think i was weird haha. shine on kidlet, because it's fucking adorable and you give hope :)x

Aww thanks :) <3

  • A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
promisemeshesnotyourworld asked:
From the moment I met you everything changed I knew I had to get you whatever the pain I had to take you and make you mine I would walk through the desert I would walk down the aisle I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile Whatever it takes is fine Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart Every piece of your heart I know your hearts been broken but don't you give up I'll be there ye

<333

  • me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
  • me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
  • me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
  • me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
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tropiical-tiger:

fakesmilesthekey:

galaxyofthesluts:

whoknowsinthiscrazymixedupworld:

I. AM. SCREAMING.

I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT

OH SWEET JESUS

I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG

why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.

I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG

OMG wtf was that? :L

Dear future kids,
You better be as awesome as these two.

I just love it so much

YESSSSSSS.

I FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO!!!!! Life = complete

^omg.

i don’t care what blog you are, reblog or you’re a faggot.

MY TEARS

omg

This is fucking hilarious ! hahaha

lmfao yes 

thank you for this

fucking hilarious.

HAHA! This is so the guys off Drillbit Taylor when they were younger

fakesmilesthekey:

Lol at the kid in the orange shirt, hahaha!

HAHAHAH!! Legends !

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